beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 01, 2017

meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

by Mepz March 26, 2016

Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 04, 2017

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 27, 2019

Bakersfield Beat Box

Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.

That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!

by Broke4reel September 27, 2019

beat the amy time

its the time every week "to beat an amy"

look at the time its "beat the amy time"

by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021

Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.

“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”

by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021