born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.

Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.

by MrsPez December 3, 2017

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018

Horny little bastard

A male dog

That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog

by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.

Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are

by M vee November 3, 2019

Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020