Expand dah bands

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.

Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!

by Pastazone June 3, 2020

Band camped

boned in a game of cards. Left in the dust.
Inspired from the movie “American Pie”

Jonas: dude I just lost my savings gambling in Vegas.

Amanda: Dude you got band camped!

by Meatiestloaf June 13, 2020

Roy Band

a famous band, Roy Band got some known songs like "the thrown chairs" and "my tongue is out".

did you hear roy band new song called "my mom is a history teacher?" its awesome!

by WENDYSTAR123 July 3, 2020

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Ten Bands

$10,000.00

My new ride cost ten bands.

by Mr.mike82985 September 7, 2020