Bacon flaps

Saggy pussy

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps

by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018

Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike

and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced

by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

Bacon army

Where a bunch of Virgins gather and talk about kid friendly shit. Either way there a bunch of hoes

LOOK AT THIS BACON ARMY MEMBER

by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022