the criss angel

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.

I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.

the criss angel by Stonedashades September 20, 2013

Criss Angel 

1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK

OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!

Criss Angel by gbfdvereg January 13, 2008

Steel Angel Kurumi 

Super happy explosive anime lesbian robots with welsch corgi jetpacks and love-rainbows that fight in the air for their friends lesbian nookie

"the show 'steel angel kurumi' is filled with "Super happy explosive anime lesbian robots with welsch corgi jetpacks and love rainbows that fight in the air for their friends lesbian nookie!"

Steel Angel Kurumi by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

touched by an angel 

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

touched by an angel by graygoon January 12, 2010

tattered angel 

an angel who has been through much, her wings are tattered and broken.

she was a beautiful angel, but harsh life broke her wings and she became a tattered angel.

tattered angel by Ryck Dalvengyr February 8, 2013

anal angel 

A person who's anal cavity is so tight you damn near pass out and go to heaven while fucking it.

"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"

"Holy shit! I had sex with that chick Kaitlyn and I thought I died and went to heaven. She's a total anal angel!"

anal angel by Bitchwithallthecats August 19, 2015

Dark Angel 

A really evil but highly attractive angel who enjoys spreading misery about the world. She has very dark hair. Most guys lust after them.

GUY: wow there's Sam she's such a dark angel grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dark Angel by Broco May 5, 2005