The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

Tuesday after lunch

When it's ready, eventually.

We have always said that the kite would be released on a Tuesday after lunch - Andy Wardley

by Kelly Down December 4, 2012

Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.

"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"

by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012

hanker after

Usually what southern folk say when they are lusting after something

I'm gonna hanker after those hush puppies if I have things my way

by hankeredout September 28, 2013

weekend afterglow

Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.

Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.

by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016

KFC afterburn

When your anus feels like an erupting vulcano the day after you ate spicy KFC

The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.

by JasonBanaan February 3, 2017

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017