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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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live-stream

To pee in your pants because you can no longer hold it in.
Dude, if you don't pull into a gas station in the next 3 minutes, I'm gonna live-stream.
by Maryland, USA February 17, 2020
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live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
by Gray_Brawr October 24, 2017
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living possum

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023
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living period to period

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.
Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.
by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013
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live die breathe

A depressed person (or someone who struggles with mental health issues) will never truly be at rest until they breathe their last breath. The moment they breathe their last breath they feel at peace and no longer have to deal with their ongoing mental struggles.
commonly know as ( . . . ) live die breathe
aka live. die. breathe.
by zezegy May 11, 2023
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