Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.

“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018

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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019

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Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022

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Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude

osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream

by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023

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