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internet sociopath lie detector

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.
SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
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Internet Baby

A child raised by the internet, they only speak text. They care about not having the most recent tech. They have almost every social media account
Guy 1: Man i think this was an internet baby

Guy 2: What gave her away
Guy 1: She was blabbing about Taylor Swift and kept saying LOL
by Yacubed June 6, 2015
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love-me-internet

Phrase used to describe someone who uses the internet to boost his/her self-esteem and/or ego.

Can be used in place of the proper name of any blogging/social networking program such as LiveJournal, Blogger, Xanga or MySpace.
She uses her LiveJournal to get her love-me-internet fix.

He posted some skanky love-me-internet photos to MySpace.

Riley checks her Love-Me-Internet comments a couple times a day.
by K&K September 7, 2005
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internet

about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).
he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.
by The "Fake" Lauren August 10, 2004
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oh internet

The new unfunny version of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Instead of hilarious lies it now contains actual facts, which are not funny.

Instead of reading about how jews did wtc, you can now read about how a fundamentalist islamic terrorist group did it, hooray.
why would i want to go on oh internet when i could go on wikipedia instead?
by ANONYMOUS_OD May 4, 2011
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internet tough guy

Someone who is awesome and almost always right, and could kick your ass in a fight if he knew where you lived and was sent a plane ticket by you.
Damn, that internet tough guy just wtfbbqlolephantpwned me! He's Dafoe!
by I don't wanna say July 12, 2007
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Internet Explorer 10

The newest web browser by Microsoft, that will ship on Windows 8, and will be faster than Google Chrome, which is faster than Internet Explorer 9, which is faster than Firefox, which is faster than Opera, which is faster than a turtle, which is faster than Safari, which is faster than Internet Explorer 6.

Internet Explorer will not likely be used by many "geeks" because they will download Chrome thinking that IE 10 is somehow the same as IE 6.
Guy 1: Hey, is that IE 10? ur such a fag!!!!1!!1!!11!!

Guy 2: Actually, IE 9 was actually pretty nice, and Internet Explorer 10 will be the fastest browser avaliable.

Guy 1: lol, fag, thats gay like IE6, lol, hurrr
by cOOlaide117 September 6, 2012
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