secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011

ayo man grab me that waffle crisp

by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022

Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.

Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.

by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017

dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer

waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house

by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008

Blue waffles

Big dick is turning blue

I had Blue waffles because my wife didn’t hav sex with me

by Mr garret hudson jr the 5th nm October 25, 2022