Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021

Waffles

Food of the gods

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.

by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020

Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.

I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle

by Kazow420 July 6, 2023

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information

Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”

by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023

Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something

‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage’
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”

by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021