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Waffling

Waffling is when you are talking rubbish or you don’t know what your talking about
How old are you?
Yesterday I went to Dubai

Your waffling
by yhyh419 February 26, 2022
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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Waffles

Waffles It’s basically fat pancakes with abs.
by hgdjk-12 November 24, 2020
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waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.
That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.
by MizRacy March 20, 2010
mugGet the waffle ridermug.

waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.
1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”
by Kiddly November 6, 2021
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waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.
by Adamr86 February 19, 2024
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