Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

THOOTIE

a very beautiful women

she a thootie (not jdowvfx)

by adollalink March 20, 2026

toothbrush incident

When the famous influencer and tiktok sensation Daniel Larson put a toothbrush up his anus, and afterwards used it to brush his teeth resulting in him having feces in his teeth.

John: If you dont stop teasing me right now Brianna, I am going to recreate the toothbrush incident!!!!

by Harry .P Ness May 16, 2025

thooter bop

A girl named malaysia

malaysia is a thooter bop

by asillygirly June 17, 2025

Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.

Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

Toothbri

The true plural of ‘toothbrush’. Logically, in the queens English. This makes the most sense.

‘Toothbrushes’ sounds forced, and just saying ‘Toothbrush’ doesn’t work in a plural sentence.

Platoipi
Octopi

Toothbri

Liam: Have you seen the Toothbri?
TK: yeah, they are in the bathroom

Tom: do you need me to put anything in the suitcase?
Andreas: Just bring toothbri

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025