Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

The Neo Treatment

A character who has been missing for 3 or more seasons suddenly comes back

"Oh damn! I thought that character was dead! We haven't seen them since season 2!"
"Looks like they just got the Neo Treatment"

by Zenyeeta December 23, 2018

white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

The Brukk Treatment

When a female is giving you head but goes to hard and your dick creates a gap in-between her teeth. This can be cause because she went too hard, too deep, or your dick is simply inhumanely massive.

Person 1: Oh My God look at the gap in-between her teeth! She's definitely had the Brukk Treatment!

Person 2: That girls such a hoe, she's got such a big gap between her teeth! She must have had so many Brukk Treatments!

by pbob23689 July 8, 2019

Kiersten and Trent

Kiersten and Trent can be a amazing couple. Even though they’ve been through tough times they end up being with each other. Kiersten is very beautiful, kind and caring but she is more loyal than anything. Trent is a athlete who devotes his time to the people he loves and what he loves. He is a very handsome man. They are a amazing couple. If you stumble upon them tell them how lucky they are.

Kiersten is very loyal. Trent is very kind. Kiersten and Trent

make the best couple
Brent: hi want me to get you a drink?
Kiersten: no I have a boyfriend
leaves

Trent: hey I missed you
Kiersten: I have too
Trent: have you notice we are a amazing couple
Kiersten: I have

by Cheeseburgers late cheesy December 3, 2019