Torke

A sheep dog or person with no eyes. Usually refers to someone with more hair than face.

He's such a torke how can he see with all that hair in his face.

The torke is out rounding up sheep with the shephard.

Hes as blind as a torke!

by Savard July 14, 2006

turkey picker

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

that girl looks like a turkey picker.

by The OTP December 24, 2007

Turkeystanding

Turkeystanding: A word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner!

Our after Thanksgiving Dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. None of us could figure out what the others were talking about!

by Patty D. December 26, 2007

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

by victoria87 December 31, 2007

turkeyburg

A word to use when you want to call someone a name, in a distinctly "I come from Aberdeen, Washington (where there are more suicides per-capita than anywhere else in the country" way. It has no meaning other than, "Yeah, I just called you that.... and you don't even know what it means but it sounds funny...".

Get out here right now, ya turkeyburg!

by Quinnquinnquinn January 6, 2008

turkey brook

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders

bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!

by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf August 2, 2008