Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max just won't leave me alone!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

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Max

Max is a very beautiful girl and a very funny person

Max>>>>> you

max is super cool

by boy what November 7, 2021

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The fucking goat

Max is the fucking goat. Plain and simple

by thunderdome April 2, 2021

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The biggest cock ever

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot

by Kochst087 May 3, 2021

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Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy

Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.

by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021

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