A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.
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The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
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On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.
i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.
i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
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Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
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