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Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
by LA Wise July 19, 2025
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Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
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Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.
Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.
by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025
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Irish Raspberry

When a woman with a hairy pussy who is on her period rubs one’s face into her bush, covering them in their menstrual blood, making them resemble a raspberry from a womans bush.
“I gave him an Irish Raspberry and now that little berry belongs to my bush”
by bush_baby September 1, 2025
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Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
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Irish Tugboat

Like its cousin the French tugboat this is where the balls are placed into a bowl of lucky charms cereal then the other party blows bubbles into the cereal milk.
“Fuck the chocolate milk tonight I’m going for an Irish Tugboat, where’s the lucky charms?”
by DawsThaBoss September 3, 2025
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Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.
“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”
by Irishdd September 6, 2025
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