we need to talk

Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).

Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

sir-talks-alot

A play on the early 90's rapper Sir-mix-Alot. Someone enthralled with the sound of their own voice. a person who you avoid conversations with because you know it will be a waste of a half hour of your life. An interchangeable derogatory term for someone who does something too much: sir-smokes-alot, sir-stinks-alot, sir-eats-alot, etc

thank sir-talks-alot, I wish we could sort this out tomorrow, but I don't have a free two-hours, so just send me an email.

by halfbreed357 May 14, 2009

we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

AOL mom talk

To talk on AOL instant Messenger using proper punctuation and using smileys and explanation points. Also vivid verbs help.

Steve: hi mike wanna chill?
Mom: This is actually Michael's mother! LOL
Steve: is mike home sorry?
Mom: LOL! Why would you not like to hang out with me? I know I am being a little far fetched!
Steve:this is such AOL mom talk(signed off)

by Earl Harris Jr January 22, 2009

Coming to God talk

The act of having a serious conversation with someone. Usually voicing your displeasure to someone about their behavior.

I'm going down there tomorrow and I'm going to have a coming to God talk with Junior.

by coldrisk September 1, 2009

Talking Loud and Clear

Talking loud and clear
Saying just what I feel
Lying in the grass
With the sun on our backs
It doesn't really matter
What we do or what we say
With every little movement
We give ourselves away

Opposite and opposite
Decisions are reversed
Facing one another
With words that couldn't hurt
With every little word
You're getting closer to me
Talking loud and clear
Saying just what we feel today

Talking loud and clear
Saying just what we feel
Lying in the grass
We've got time on our hands
Body next to body
With silence all around
We understand each other
But didn't make a sound

Promises and promises
Of vows we shall return
Facing one another
I thought my heart would burn
You turn to move away
But then get closer to me
Talking loud and clear
Saying just what we feel today

by Death Menace May 1, 2023

We Need To Talk

A nice way for a woman to say," Let's talk later so I can dump your sorry ass."

Um Boi, we need to talk.

by KLC_04 April 2, 2017