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Real wood

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.
by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016
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wee wood

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022
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lay some wood

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.
by TLKay January 14, 2017
mugGet the lay some woodmug.

Alexia Wood

"Look at the pretty Alexia Wood"
by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019
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Natale Wood

In the auto and mortgage business, a deal that is never moving forward.
That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.
by T.O. fo sho July 15, 2009
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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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