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textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.
"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."
textlationship by chris.tine April 22, 2008

texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.
My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

Textoteric 

To text one person or a select few in a room full.
I sent him a textoteric message, asking what was his roommates name again while she was in the same room.
Textoteric by Stro June 15, 2008

texticating

I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.
texticating by Aaron Montgomery October 9, 2008

Textracted

Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?

He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009