we need to talk

Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).

Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

sir-talks-alot

A play on the early 90's rapper Sir-mix-Alot. Someone enthralled with the sound of their own voice. a person who you avoid conversations with because you know it will be a waste of a half hour of your life. An interchangeable derogatory term for someone who does something too much: sir-smokes-alot, sir-stinks-alot, sir-eats-alot, etc

thank sir-talks-alot, I wish we could sort this out tomorrow, but I don't have a free two-hours, so just send me an email.

by halfbreed357 May 14, 2009

we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

AOL mom talk

To talk on AOL instant Messenger using proper punctuation and using smileys and explanation points. Also vivid verbs help.

Steve: hi mike wanna chill?
Mom: This is actually Michael's mother! LOL
Steve: is mike home sorry?
Mom: LOL! Why would you not like to hang out with me? I know I am being a little far fetched!
Steve:this is such AOL mom talk(signed off)

by Earl Harris Jr January 22, 2009

Coming to God talk

The act of having a serious conversation with someone. Usually voicing your displeasure to someone about their behavior.

I'm going down there tomorrow and I'm going to have a coming to God talk with Junior.

by coldrisk September 1, 2009

fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.

I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015

talk about good

tasting really good; an expression used in Cajun culture referring to food that tastes really good

"Then we went to the gumbo cookoff. Sha, lemme tell you, talk about good."

by Jesse DeRouen May 19, 2008