Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

scottext

(noun) a text message sent to someone in order to obtain paper when you discover the roll is empty after dropping a giant bowlscraper in the tank.

Todd: Hey Leah, didn't you get my scottext?
Leah: Huh? What are you talking about?
Todd: You know the one that said "need TP, urgent!".
Leah: Oh that text! Sure, I ran right out and got you the New York Times and The News of the World. Thought TP meant 'The Paper'.
Todd: That's not what I meant! Nobody thinks that!
Leah: Sorry honey.
Todd (quietly to himself): Not as sorry as I'll be when you find out I used your Hello Kitty washcloth instead.

by slewisg July 24, 2011

Scottsmare

Just one great dream that you never want to wake up from.

I had a scottsmare last night and punched myself in the bellybutton for waking up in the morning.

by Neil Andbob June 9, 2011

Scott O'Conor

A douche who is extremely hot and people are obsessed with in sixth grade. Has an extremely gorgeous brother. Might possibly have abbs... yummylicious. Can be nice if he wants to. :D

Scott O'Conor is such a douche... sigh... too bad he's hot

by a;dksjfoenv September 24, 2011

scott finn

an outgoing kinda guy whos always busy with something to do and hard to get an opionin from.

"scott finn is so confusing when he's workeing on a play"

by devin scott October 21, 2011

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.

Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

by The man without a face or dick April 6, 2012