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Pipe Cleaner

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.
Last night I thought I would try the pipe cleaner with my girlfriend.
by Sqweegy March 13, 2017
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Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.
I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.
by Melborneyarrl August 7, 2023
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 9, 2021
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Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english
"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
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brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?
"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."
by Buhbyh January 20, 2024
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