when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
Get the Louisiana crack pipemug. by xXHayDayProfsnaMasterFarmerXx April 16, 2021
Get the pipingmug. 
When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.
“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
by XineOhp January 10, 2018
Get the smacking pipesmug. Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
Get the Freezing Pipe Plungemug. by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
Get the Parallel Pipedmug. by fat.tooka November 11, 2020
Get the pipesmug.