Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.

Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!

by auxxie August 20, 2020

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021

Noodle

An amazing human and it is very cute

Did you see it over there? Noodle looks so cute!

by Nagito 11037 February 10, 2021

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018

noodle

a skier who skis without poles.

ski bro: bro. check out that noodle. what a turd.

broski: yeah i know man. that kid sucks.

by skibro January 7, 2011