Noah

Noah is a big guy who switches girlfriend like he switches underwear

Guy1: that guy is such a Noah
Guy2: New girlfriend?
Guy1: Yes

by ConsumePP04 January 16, 2020

Noah

Noah is someones soulmate

Noah is a Noah

by PoopyCacaPoopsies April 08, 2023

Noah

Noah is funny, smart, loyal, and caring. But they also can be sad, manipulative, harsh, irritable, and weird. If you know a Noah don’t push them away. There some of the best friends you can have. But also don’t get on there bad side because they are horrible enemies.

Oh? You know Noah too?

by Deadnoah11 December 08, 2021

Noah

Noah-a professional dumbass

oh hey look it's Alex he's doing a Noah!

by fhdndbfkgk October 05, 2020

Noah

A person with an addiction. Who knows what it may be for

Fuck you, Kyle. Where do you even go at night? You're such a fucking Noah.

by NoahAKAAddictMan September 02, 2022

Noah

Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Noah is a bitch at CSGO

:D

by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 05, 2020