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by ananciveleturban June 13, 2018

father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
by Sexydimma March 15, 2013

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
by marian reind April 1, 2023

The kind of person everybody wants to know and become theirselves, she/they is Always in the center of all partys and everybody stares at her/they and thinks or even screams: "Daaaamn What A nice bootyyyy and she/they is sooo hot! I Will totally ask her out." Wilma is also very nice and people makes fan-acounts of her/their instagram. Wilma has usually around 1-2 million fans on social media and gets asked to be A model for different brands all the time. Wilma is A god and A godess and everybody tries to change their names to Wilma. She/they is just so frickin gorg, fab and amazinn'
Wilma is A name of A person that is so great that people gets jelous. Wilma can only be the name of A person which by birth has A visible fabulous look and that has Been sent to earth by the gods. Some people say that a Wilma is even better than Beyoncé. Wilma (name)
by coolestalivelivingye123 January 2, 2017

by 459395 February 26, 2022
