noodles

a very cool minecraft player that plays minecraft and abuses high ping and high cps . He is a decent boxing player on minemen club . You should subcribe to him on youtube !

no fucking way noodles just beat my ass

by noodles_ March 14, 2022

Chaos noodle

A ferret

I got a little chaos noodle the other day, he loves macaroni playtime

by Skye Fyre February 25, 2025

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 3, 2017

noodles foot

A goofy person with hella dance moves!

That Michael is such a noodles foot!

by Anabanabobana July 30, 2017

suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021