Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.

Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!

by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010

muff muffin

Term derived from the ancient greeks, meaning someone who enjoys the muff.
Or also commonly used to describe someone of mental retardation.

Andrew Culp is the biggest muff muffin of life.. fosh!

by AShley HARPER November 12, 2008

crab muffin

where a girl rubs her crabs on a muffin and a guys eats her crabs.

Crab muffin is used almost everywhere. Most girls put there crabs on it but guys can too.

by kill911 December 7, 2007

muffin man

Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.

Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"

by Philbur August 18, 2006

Chocolate Muffin

A darker woman's vagina.

"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"

by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015

Toy Muffin

A little person who someone takes under their wing, a "minime", a boy toy (but in a non way), a kid who hangs around you all the time (not to be racist, but usually little Asian people).

"Awwwwwwww!! He is so cute! He totally has to be my toy muffin!!"

"I love my little toy muffin, he's so adorable!"

by *Kate Teh Gangster April 28, 2006

Muffin Glove

When you wear an oven mit and fist fuck ur bitch

Dude I muffin gloved my hot teacher the other day and she gave me a cross joint with 10 gs on it

by Snowpizzle May 2, 2009