michael farchucie

PG-13 version of the F- word

I Dont give a Michael Farchucie

by Millwakehorseman March 14, 2023

Michael b Jordan

Michael b Jordan is the sexiest man alive

Michael b Jordan is my man

by anonymous April 30, 2023

Mici's mum

when you know a girl who has a milf of a mother who you want to seduce (Usually with big bunda)

Hey fitch "have you seen that MILf, she’s Mici's mum"

by fitcheypooo May 15, 2023

Michelin Grip

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse

Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man

by Urophobia May 17, 2023

Michar Ree

Michar Ree, the most asian person on a planet called, “Earth.” He can’t really see much. Instead of using his eyes to see, he uses echolocation. Michar Ree people’s dad is usually part of a Mafia. Tends to be in China. His last message to Luis Bacilio was, “Wao ai ni.” Before he exploded on a tower! (Might be related to Zhong Xina!)

Exmp- Wow! He’s such a Michar Ree.
exnp 2: He might be Michael Li, but in reality he is Michar Ree.

by JUM124 July 25, 2023

flint mice

the itchy pesticite that one has after he's saddled up and rode the wrong hoe.

hey kevin, how was jasmine last night?

aww man she gave me flint mice.

by kethan April 23, 2007

post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.

"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008