crab muffin

where a girl rubs her crabs on a muffin and a guys eats her crabs.

Crab muffin is used almost everywhere. Most girls put there crabs on it but guys can too.

by kill911 December 7, 2007

Chuff muffins

Muffins made with and/or filled with the hair that surrounds yous asshole.

dude, my mom ate those chuff muffins we made and she said they were great.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Douche Muffin

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur

Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.

by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010

muffin man

Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.

Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"

by Philbur August 18, 2006

Toy Muffin

A little person who someone takes under their wing, a "minime", a boy toy (but in a non way), a kid who hangs around you all the time (not to be racist, but usually little Asian people).

"Awwwwwwww!! He is so cute! He totally has to be my toy muffin!!"

"I love my little toy muffin, he's so adorable!"

by *Kate Teh Gangster April 28, 2006

Chocolate Muffin

A darker woman's vagina.

"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"

by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015

Swedish Muffin

A very sweet person

- You are such a swedish muffin!

- Thank you, you're also very sweet!

by Tubzita December 18, 2011