A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.
"I'm a ligma male"
"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."
"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."
"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."
"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
Get the Ligma malemug. by TheLikariLanguage April 2, 2025
Get the Heidi Gardner Wear Male Manuel Eduardomug. Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
Get the Male Loneliness Syndromemug. The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.
"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"
by Erik9000 September 11, 2023
Get the sigma malemug. Above sigma, horse cock energy bursting through his veins, 1v9 valorant machine, dominates the whole planet (also dominates pyth), yes bitches!
by 'kopoulos, Xen February 2, 2022
Get the Laikopoulos Malemug. by AlphaWoman December 8, 2021
Get the Beta malemug. There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
Get the Sigma malemug.