Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

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A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

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luke cowan

Large penis

Oh your Luke cowan
Yes my penis is big

by Interestingmonkey March 8, 2022

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bigger than Luke

Bigger than Luke is a popular phrase, often used by regular gym go-ers to describe how no matter how small they are, they are still larger than anyone named Luke.

Bro no.1: "man i'm feeling so small recently, i can't even deadlift 250"
Bro no.2: "yhh but... you're still bigger than Luke, stay strong king"

by Perry The Wapatypus March 9, 2022

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