July 9th

greatest person ever born.will have the characterstics to be the most beatiful ever in mankind

if you are born on july 9th you are very special

by YOU ARE THE BESTT!!! February 3, 2024

Julie

boring.

Everyone at the party- (doesn’t even mention her she’s that irrelevant)
Sam-“ ugh what is she doing, she’s such a Julie”

by Cumslut2000 November 22, 2021

July 15th

Abi’s birthday

Hey what’s today?
Oh, it’s july 15th which is abi’s birthday!

by ahaowowhsbjw July 14, 2022

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

Julie S

shes a terrible teacher and doesn't know how to teach at alll!!!!

Person 1: do you know what we are learning in science?
Person 2: no, I have Julie S

by ilovegrapes25 February 19, 2024

July 7

If its your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday today.

Just send them some nudes to make their day.

Camron: Its my birthday and its July 7th
Bailey: Ok so?
Camron: You know what that means.

by Jazzyyyy<3 May 8, 2024

July 20th

The day the of the moon landing. If this can happen with the computing power of a scientific calculator, anything can. Shoot your shot, take a risk, be a bad ass today.

Me: I'm finally going to talk to the coffee shop girl instead of stuttering at her creepily.

Friend: Hell yeah, ask her out while you're at it. Impossible things happen on July 20th.

by Nyx_Vyx July 6, 2022