Josh

Lil jew. He steals hamsters. They also die later.

Hey it’s lil Jew
Oh you mean josh?

by Ello govnaaaaa May 9, 2019

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Josh

a giant dingus

Josh: hey, what's a synonym for a giant dingus?
Anyone else: Josh

by also a dingus May 10, 2019

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Pulling a “Josh”

(Adjective) Creating excuses or the constant urge to complain

Commander: hey where’s Josh? I need him to pull paperwork on SI

LT: He’s pulling a “Josh” again sir and said he has to order more isagenix, he will get to it later.

by Joeyballbag May 13, 2019

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Josh Ratliff

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Josh Ratliff?"

"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"

"Ya, that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by That one guy from WA May 14, 2019

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Josh

Josh is awash with talent, bravery, beauty, intelligence, and heart. He is the best listener. His mindfulness makes you wonder what intimacy with him would be like. You will want Josh to be your knight in shining armor. The lesson being that you save yourself before you can be with Josh. That he has a lot of responsibility that you shouldn’t add to but rather help make his load lighter and be free together.

He will feel familiar. An old soul. You will be your most at ease with Josh. You will want all of Josh’s dreams to come true, provided he is dreaming from a place where he knows his own brilliant light is priceless.

If you never see Josh again, know that all is well with him and with you.

Josh, the perfect BFF.

Josh is in high demand with the ladies.

Josh, do you see that you are the pearl in the lion’s den?

by #3333 May 20, 2019

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