Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

Jordan

jordans a straight up nigga

"oi jordan you nigga"

by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020

jordan

A total chair. Kills your pets in minecraft. Is a meanie in general.

"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"

by Angelgames731 May 7, 2020

Jordan

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.

Jordan just got curb stomped

by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020

Jordan

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020