A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 24, 2024
by EllaPrincessFantasica March 07, 2014
by the guacamole man August 12, 2020
The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.
It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"
"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"
(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"
"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"
(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"
"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
by Tahariel July 01, 2012
Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
by Jizzbingiselle June 01, 2018
Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
by Holditin June 04, 2017
Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
by Golove November 07, 2019