by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
Get the Jacobs girlfriend mug.One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."
by anonymous October 21, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee
friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*
convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee
friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*
convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
Get the jacob mug.A dude that gets mad if nothing goes his way. Flexes way to hard about his phone wraps and his blazer and speaks in a sus tone way to his friends and cringes them out Everytime
by Ueiehfiekeb October 25, 2020
Get the Jacob freeman mug.A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.
Jacob is the man!!!
by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs
by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020
Get the Kale Jacobs mug.A super sweet guy who knows how to make a girl laugh. If you’re his friend or maybe even his girlfriend, consider yourself lucky. He is amazing and fun but can also be serious if needed. He will include you in everything that he can and will love all his friends forever(i think)Don’t ever lose this dude!
by PopPixie06 October 27, 2020
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