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Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.
Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?
by Irish mom March 1, 2018
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Irish ass kickers

A slang term for Irish Settler Boots. Anybody who wears them can and very likely will beat your fuckin ass.
Homie got them Irish ass kickers on beware.
by Money215267 July 19, 2021
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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018
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irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.
Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.
by Dusty Nuggets August 6, 2017
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Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.
Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?
by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019
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Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
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Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
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