Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 09, 2018
by KashyCSD November 23, 2021
by Ascending Darkness August 02, 2015
Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
A sexual game where two or more partners go to opposite ends of a house and try to find each other with all the lights off and making as little noise as possible.
Sorry I can't work late tonight. Charles, Jason, Harrison, Zachary and I are all playing bears in the dark
-Ben
-Ben
by Sick gang September 15, 2017