Wood

male genitalia hanging off a man

Yad has a small wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021

wood

dick.

my wood is so hard right now.

by aalexaa December 30, 2020

The Woods

An Terminology also known as The Forest, a large area of land covered with lots of Trees.

YouTuber: let's go into the woods at 3 am
viewers: what is this shit

by JTube July 9, 2019

Gotta get that wood

Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.

Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.

by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024

Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send

Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!

by Colleennnn May 3, 2023

Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.

When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"

by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025

Robyn Wood

To rob from the poor to feed the rich.

All she had was her incapacity benefit but he still managed to Robyn Wood her...

by King Pod January 18, 2008