When you're done fucking her ass and you pull out and draw a heart on the small of her back with her shit.
by sl0ppy 2nds July 18, 2025
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“YOU’RE THE HEART, MIKE!” said at the worst time possible because Will Byers likes to ruin his life.
by charcoaltasteslikeshit. August 29, 2025
Get the You’re the heart mug.Asynchronous hearts describes a relationship dynamic where emotional availability between partners is misaligned — one person is open, ready, and seeking connection while the other is closed off, distracted, or emotionally distant. It’s not about lack of love, but about timing that never quite matches.
Her former husband texts his ex-wife a heartfelt message, hoping to reconnect. He’s in a place of healing and openness. She reads it, feels the weight of it, but isn’t ready to respond. A week later, she sends a warm reply — but by then, he has pulled back, unsure if the door is still open. They keep missing each other emotionally, like ships passing in fog. A classic case of asynchronous hearts.
by Briton Phillip September 1, 2025
Get the Asynchronous Hearts mug.The phrase given to the special zone an ex is placed in reference to the fact that she ain't having sex with him anymore but still wants him to come over to help when she need a man to do the job.
Ex boyfriend..:: "Hey man I'm gonna go help my ex with her heater."
Good friend...: ".Bro.... you gonna leave early to go help your ex. She did you wrong man. "
Ex boyfriend...:"I know. But she says I hold a special place in her heart. So maybe there is still a chance"
Good friend...:"no homie.... you have been heart zoned. There is no going back and getting the pudenda after that. !!"
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Good friend...: ".Bro.... you gonna leave early to go help your ex. She did you wrong man. "
Ex boyfriend...:"I know. But she says I hold a special place in her heart. So maybe there is still a chance"
Good friend...:"no homie.... you have been heart zoned. There is no going back and getting the pudenda after that. !!"
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by P.Marthafocker January 20, 2025
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a series of "brainrot" jokes that emerged after 2022 valentines, which all reference a comment donatella versace made on an instagram post of bella hadid. typically identifiable with the last word of the phrase being in all caps and a purple heart following right after. examples include the infamous "mama a girl behind YOU💜" and "can we go to ellie and mason HOUSE 💜"
me: mama a girl behind YOU 💜
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
by feetwave February 3, 2025
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