Unicorn Food 

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

Unicorn Food by Yet Another Chris March 10, 2011

Fast Food Stockpile 

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.

Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!

Fast Food Stockpile by RTFF September 10, 2011

street food

Food that is found on the ground and eaten by either a tramp a drunk or a drunken tramp

"James what are you eating man"

" just found some quality Street food man "

street food by DaddySpook May 29, 2015

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food 

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014

butt food 

A type of food that gives you the same nutritional value had you shoved it up your ass.

Hey, what say we hit Whitey's for lunch?

No way, that's butt food! I can't take it anymore.

butt food by jim6572 December 20, 2006

Stoner Food 

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.

Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.

Stoner Food by McBum April 21, 2010

Jesus-food 

Noun. This phrase was coined to describe really really really attractive females, because even Jesus would take a bite out of that.

Guy #1: Dude, did you see that girl over there? She's Jesus-food.
Guy #2: Oh yea, dude. She's totally Jesus-food.

*This phrase was coined by accident. I was describing my girlfriend to my friend Jeff. I said, "She's beautiful," and he thought I said Jesus-food. I then stated that from now on, any hot girl should be referred to as Jesus-food.

Jesus-food by Jackson C. June 20, 2006