Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.

So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.

by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024

Roxy Carpark Final Boss

One who is deemed the GOD OF SEX and the sole defender of the Roxy Carpark

Person 1: Yo Roxy Carpark Final Boss we’re going for takhaan break u coming?
Roxy: Nah I’m good chief

by Unbeatable Texture April 28, 2024

Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

Gabriel Inglesia Is The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesia Is The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Gabriel Inglesias Are The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Are The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Mongolian esports finalist

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).

Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”

by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025