Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.

Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.

Douche Bagel by JKudo September 23, 2009

Douche Bag Darrell 

Somebody who you think is a complete moron, doesn't think before they act or does stupid/funny shit; just retarded.

Scott is such a Douche Bag Darrell, i cant believe he did that in class yesterday.

Douche Bag Darrell by Ja-jay1904 May 18, 2007

douche nob 

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)

Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..

douche nob by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006

Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.

"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"

Douche Knock by Zeneki December 6, 2006

Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.

The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.

Douche Tower by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007

douche-cock-bastard 

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

douche-cock-bastard by chrislamma April 3, 2009

douche towel 

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.

"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?

douche towel by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009