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Depression

The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.
Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.

Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.
by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020
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Post-Zelda Depression

Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.

Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.

Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.

I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.

I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time

Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 4, 2023
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ADHD Depression

A type of depression that is experienced by someone with ADHD. Causing them to feel the lowest low. Their anxiety surrounds them and they lose awareness of the world. Many give up completely and simple tasks become overwhelming. It’s just severe depression mixed with ADHD.
Yeah I am feeling really low and I am giving up. I am overwhelmed and I I can’t focus.. I hate feeling like the harder I try the worse I get.. I just need to wait it out... My ADHD Depression comes mouthy now..
by Soapydreamer:))) February 18, 2021
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Type 7 depression

by 🐝 bee June 11, 2018
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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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Depression

A feeling of not sadness but utter emptiness. Of wondering why you can’t feel anything or why you almost don’t want to feel anything anymore and of wanting to keep others out while wanting them to come in
I can’t feel anything because of depression
by The one who screm May 12, 2020
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Depression

Depression is a state of mind in which you no longer care if you live or die. Whoever is reading this, I hope your life improves and you will be able to be happy again. Please remember that there are people who care about you, and I know it's rich coming from me, but please reach out to someone. I wish you all the best and I sincerely promise that you will find a reason to live again.
I can't say this enough, I really hope you get through whatever is causing your depression.
by Alexia - Depressed November 14, 2023
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