last day of school

the best and the worst day of the whole year. you're happy cuz you don't have to be with all the idiots that happen to go to your school. but you're freaking sad cuz you don't get to see any of your friends or accomplices for a whole summer.
on the last day of school you usually get to play games in all your classes but make sure you don't cuss at your teachers cuz they'll get you punished somehow. almost all girls and a few boys cry after the dissmisal bell rings

person 1: IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
person2: *sniffles* i know...

last day of school by honorband71 May 22, 2010

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

National smack your tall friends day (October 31) by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

Valentines day 

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

Valentines day by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007

judgement day 

The day when Skynet, a global defense program, goes active and turns the machines against the human race. John Connor is our only hope. "There is no fate but what we make."

Honey, take the trash out, tomorrows Judgement Day.

judgement day by We get pwned February 18, 2005

Cake Day

The name of the day your username was born (on Reddit.com).

A great day of celebration, which typically requires a post.

Usernames celebrating their cake day will have a cake icon next to their username.

Today is my cake day, and my actual birthday is a week from now and Thanksgiving is Thursday, thus making this an awesome week. Reddit, I want to know, what was your best week ever? on Nov 22 from lawngnomeking

Cake Day by Kaidra November 26, 2011

national thot day 

When you see a thot clap

National thot day

national thot day by pink4ever224 March 18, 2015

easter fooles day 

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

easter fooles day by YAWA January 24, 2018