by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024
Get the Rizz Cracker mug.A person who is as white as a saltine cracker, ghost, and dead body all at once and sometimes smells like ass.
"Ryan is such a cracker!"
"for real, he smells like horse shit but doesn't have enough tan to look like it!"
"for real, he smells like horse shit but doesn't have enough tan to look like it!"
by ---eater900 October 19, 2023
Get the Cracker mug.by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023
Get the Walnut cracker mug.UK slang term for a person who exhibits unusual thoughts and/or behaviours, most often referring to ones perception of a persons mentality.
he's completely crackers!
by WTFUOnAbout? November 6, 2023
Get the Crackers mug.The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dong mug.A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
Get the Saltine Cracker mug.A stupid honkey idiot on social media who is usually skinny and an unattractive incel that acts like a racist fool for likes on the internet and makes the actual nice Caucasians look bad.
Black guy: you see that honkey on social media trying to be racist for likes
Mexican guy: Ohh yeahhh you mean that cracker haha. Why do they act like that.
Black guy: That’s why they call them dumb crackers
Mexican guy: Ohh yeahhh you mean that cracker haha. Why do they act like that.
Black guy: That’s why they call them dumb crackers
by Smart people>>>>racists December 3, 2022
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