Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.
by Captain Smoothwater September 02, 2022
A girl who can be viewed as somewhat of a scenester, smokes a lot, parties a lot, and seems generally nice to those who meet her in passing, but who cannot be trusted when it comes to genuine friendship.
Watch out on the high seas for Captain Coral! When the ocean gets choppy, so does her attitude and her hair!
by qwertytehehe October 15, 2010
Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
by rustedspoonsoflove January 26, 2016
"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."
"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"
"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"
by NirnrootSandwich January 15, 2023
Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt
by Anita Nap February 07, 2024
Captain America is a wanna be Soilder boy. Soldier Boy is the best american soldier and best soldier in the world. He eats russians and pisses oil for breakfast. He eats duty and serves the nation for lunch and for dinner he eats a 20 inch hotdog and shits out JUSTICE!
He is the perfect American. His mother is the U.S.A and his father is an Eagle. He stormed the beaches of normandie and he is the reason the allies won ww2. He is never scared becuase he is no pussy however He saddly died trying to stop a nuclear meltdown. He saved the world. He has been rumored to be alive all though it is simply a false rumor stated by Homelander himself.
He is the perfect American. His mother is the U.S.A and his father is an Eagle. He stormed the beaches of normandie and he is the reason the allies won ww2. He is never scared becuase he is no pussy however He saddly died trying to stop a nuclear meltdown. He saved the world. He has been rumored to be alive all though it is simply a false rumor stated by Homelander himself.
CA- Hi, Im captain america...
SB- "Im soldier boy! fuck! the world knows who i am why do i have to say it?
SB- "Im soldier boy! fuck! the world knows who i am why do i have to say it?
by Fanum tax November 08, 2023