Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies

1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!

by NeonJelly November 22, 2011

Wing Candy

when you have an attractive person as your wingman

John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour

by jack tripper 5605 June 30, 2011

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Candy knuckles

A person who steals drinks by using a refill cup more than one day.

Candy knuckles keeps using the same cup for weeks to get free drinks.

by Jerktog October 13, 2023

Candy Alleys

A place that was in the original Candy Land but was scratched due to being “Highly suggestive” it would have been a place where elves and fairies go to exchange new and possibly illegal candies. It is commonly called the “Willy Wonka” alley as some of these candies sold there often can be described as “Similar to the strange and delectable treats that Mr. Wonka makes”. It is also known to have the highest rate of fairy snatchers and elf eaters in all of the mystical realm of Candy Land.

Aww dang it, I got stuck in the Candy Alleys and have been kidnapped by a fairy snatcher!

by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023

Candy Withdrawal

Missing spending time with Candy after hanging out.

I hung out with Candy, and now I'm having a Candy withdrawal. I love spending time with Candy.

by keriberi October 17, 2023

Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023